[wraps louis in a blanket] shhh its okay everyone already knows youre better than them just stay away from twitter and go have some tea
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
remember when harry was all jack willis and amercrombie sweats while dealing with a being naked addiction with his big curls and his stupid dimpled smile grinning like a fool singing isn’t she lovely while demanding you get out of his kitchen because he’s tired and it’s winter I going to go cRY NOW BYE
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
realizing just how many europeans i am following just now
- europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
- americans: what
- europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
honestly what the fuck is wrong with this band
that feeling you get when you’re angry
anger
alliwanttodoisridebikeswithyou:
One Direction looks tough as shit, like they’re basically hard core rock stars
Yet they have songs with lyrics like this:
if the one big announcement is perfume i will personally make them drink it.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
