[wraps louis in a blanket] shhh its okay everyone already knows youre better than them just stay away from twitter and go have some tea
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
Valerie (cover, HQ), Louis Tomlinson (x)
remember when harry was all jack willis and amercrombie sweats while dealing with a being naked addiction with his big curls and his stupid dimpled smile grinning like a fool singing isn’t she lovely while demanding you get out of his kitchen because he’s tired and it’s winter I going to go cRY NOW BYE
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
realizing just how many europeans i am following just now
honestly what the fuck is wrong with this band
that feeling you get when you’re angry
One Direction looks tough as shit, like they’re basically hard core rock stars
Yet they have songs with lyrics like this:
if the one big announcement is perfume i will personally make them drink it.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.